Obama, the earworm?

My friend Mike sent me this. Enjoy!

Ooops! You said left?

This is not the airport!

Shocking!

Gov. Rod Blagojevich, worried he would be a "distraction" given the impeachment and criminal charges against him, won't be going to Washington for President-elect Barack Obama's inaugural festivities, a spokesman said today.

The first thing he's done right in years.

To love, honor, and kill!

It was revealed yesterday that Drew Peterson's girlfriend\fiancee\love toy\whack job\future dead woman has moved in with him. How sweet. She brought her two kids too. Kodak moment.

This woman probably feels she can change him. Isn't this what most women think when they hook up with a clown like him? Let's see current wife missing. Previous wife murdered. Allegations of abuse by two other wives. Wow dreamy. Drew I can change you she thinks.

Honey (if I met her and called her honey she'd slap me) listen to your family, friends, ME and get out of there now while you can. What future do you see for yourself with him? He has no job, no personality, he'll only be popular when you go missing or are found dead or they find Stacy.

At the very least let the kids go. Why punish them?

I've read theories why gals go for these kind of guys and they're logical. But can't somebody do something to stop her? Tie her up at home, sedate her for six months, anything? Oh wait, that's what Drew will be doing.

A new week begins.

Four days left of work.

I should start work on my plan to fix the economy.