Sunday, November 18, 2007

I'm back, but how long?

I had high hopes for this blog when I started writing it back in August. Then that thing called a job got in my way.
Just as I was to start writing again, I got sicker than a dog. Why do people say that, "sicker than a dog?" Dogs are not sick as they are generally quite enjoyable, cuddly, and fun to be around. Unless it's a pitbull ripping your arm out of its socket.

I must say it was a nasty virus that forced me to get antibiotics. I usually let the body fight it's own battles but this one needed a mediator. Three weeks later I think I'm fine.

So what's going on? I see OJ is back in the judicial system with a trial set for December. His lawyer proclaims he'll be in Miami playing golf until then. Shouldn't he be looking for Nicole's killer instead? Who pays his golf fees?

One year until we choose a new president. Can we lock Bush in a closet until his term is over? He can still cause a lot of damage. What goes on inside his head?

Random thought: Gay couples may be happier than straight couples. When a man and woman are done having sex most guys fall asleep while the woman wants to cuddle and talk. This tends to lead to arguments later on and an appearance on Dr. Phil. But think, two guys are done with sex they both fall asleep. Two women are done they both cuddle and talk. No arguments and everybody is happy. Unless you're with Rosie because she probably never shuts up.

Another thought: Taking Viagra, Cialis, etc. may cause an erection lasting longer than four hours seek medical attention. Ok, who's making that call? Ooh honey just do it to me one more time before dialing 911.

Well, here's just some stuff to keep the masses interested. I hope to write more.

1 comment:

Mark Plocharczyk said...

Wow, you come off the DL and you go blue. Are you looking for an XM Satellite blog gig?

Welcome back.