The mind of a child

Kids have great answers to questions. I saw this today.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.-- Alan, age 10 (true sports fan)
( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.-- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10
( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.-- Freddie, age 6.

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.-- Derrick, age 8 (so true)

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day! I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
( 1 ) When they're rich.-- Pam, age 7
( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.-- Curt, age 7( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) It's better for girls to be single but not boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is....HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.-- Ricky, age 10 (future diplomat)

Happy Thanksgiving!

May all my family, friends, and everybody who reads this have a wonderful and loving Thanksgiving.

Remember to be thankful for what you have and not dwell on what you don't.

Woman president

Without doubt our country is ready for a woman to be president. Unfortunately for her, I don't think Hillary Clinton will be the first.

My question is this, what woman is ready to run this country? I don't follow politics that closely to know what woman is a force right now. Talk to me people.

I'm back, but how long?

I had high hopes for this blog when I started writing it back in August. Then that thing called a job got in my way.
Just as I was to start writing again, I got sicker than a dog. Why do people say that, "sicker than a dog?" Dogs are not sick as they are generally quite enjoyable, cuddly, and fun to be around. Unless it's a pitbull ripping your arm out of its socket.

I must say it was a nasty virus that forced me to get antibiotics. I usually let the body fight it's own battles but this one needed a mediator. Three weeks later I think I'm fine.

So what's going on? I see OJ is back in the judicial system with a trial set for December. His lawyer proclaims he'll be in Miami playing golf until then. Shouldn't he be looking for Nicole's killer instead? Who pays his golf fees?

One year until we choose a new president. Can we lock Bush in a closet until his term is over? He can still cause a lot of damage. What goes on inside his head?

Random thought: Gay couples may be happier than straight couples. When a man and woman are done having sex most guys fall asleep while the woman wants to cuddle and talk. This tends to lead to arguments later on and an appearance on Dr. Phil. But think, two guys are done with sex they both fall asleep. Two women are done they both cuddle and talk. No arguments and everybody is happy. Unless you're with Rosie because she probably never shuts up.

Another thought: Taking Viagra, Cialis, etc. may cause an erection lasting longer than four hours seek medical attention. Ok, who's making that call? Ooh honey just do it to me one more time before dialing 911.

Well, here's just some stuff to keep the masses interested. I hope to write more.